the mp3 way: spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon
SSEYO's KoanMusic is really intriguing, and very offbeat. It's interactive
audio technology which delivers incredibly small, but very playable, custom
sounds on wireless devices and web pages. In other words, it's a perfect
subject for this column. But before heading over to the SSEYO site on April
1, I had my usual early morning routine: address my four-and-a-half-year-old
daughter's most pressing concern (today, she wanted to know if her old tin
turtle REALLY enjoyed the lettuce she'd left out for it last night) and
answer urgent emails.
I also had to take the garbage out - in other words, trash the SPAM which
had accumulated overnight.
I have a few tunes on mp3.com and because mp3.com is, among other things, a
launching ramp for unguided missives, April 1's junk included various items
which had arrived via my mp3.com web page. In effect, they promised to Take
me to the Stars - for a small fee, of course. (Look what you've started,
There was also an offering telling me that if I'm in debt, I can go even
deeper by borrowing up to 125% of the value of my home; a few ideas on how
to "Retain ALL your hard earned money"; and an email informing me that
Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make me, "a LEGALLY ORDAINED
MINISTER within 48 hours!!!!" and inviting me to "BE ORDAINED NOW!" Whooooo
Boy! This thing came from a firm called Internet Information Services,
apparently based in Billings, Montana.
Then I started thinking.
SPAM? I remember SPAM. When I was a kid in England, we ate it. I didn't like
it much but plenty of people did. So, since Sounni told me I could, in this
column, explore the Outer, as well as Inner, Regions of CyberSpace, I
thought I'd put KoanMusic on hold and see if SPAM's still around. And Lo! -
http://www.spam.com is the official Hormel web page and there I learned that
SPAM was born in 1937 when it was called Hormel Spiced Ham. The company
offered a $100 prize for a better name and landed SP(iced)(H)AM. Anyway, the
Hormel company is extremely sensitive about its star product and in its
legal & copyright info section, you'll find:
"Use of the term 'SPAM' was adopted as a result of the Monty Python skit in
which a group of Vikings sang a chorus of 'SPAM, SPAM, SPAM . . . ' in an
increasing crescendo, drowning out other conversation. Hence, the analogy
applied because UCE was drowning out normal discourse on the Internet."
From Monty Python's 'The Final Rip Off' (NOT on the Hormel page ; ) -
M: Well, what you got?
W: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg,
bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam;
spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam,
bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; (vikings start
singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam and spam.
Vikings: Spam, spam , spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
... and so on
More from the Hormel page: "We do not object to use of this slang term to
describe UCE, although we do object to the use of our product image in
association with that term. Also, if the term is to be used, it should be
used in all lower-case letters to distinguish it from our trademark SPAM,
which should be used with all uppercase letters."
The late Jim Henson's production company has felt the wrath of SPAM - the
official one, that is.
"In February 1996, Henson plans to release the film Muppet Treasure Island
which features Henson's widely popular cast of puppets known collectively as
the 'Muppets'," says a legal document on
http://www.tourolaw.edu/2ndcircuit/january96/95-7977.html. It goes on, "A
number of additional characters have been created for this production, among
whom is Spa'am, the subject of this litigation.
"The similarity between the name 'Spa'am' and Hormel's mark is not
accidental. In Henson's film, Spa'am is the high priest of a tribe of wild
boars that worships Miss Piggy as its Queen Sha Ka La Ka La. Although the
name 'Spa'am' is mentioned only once in the entire movie, Henson hopes to
poke a little fun at Hormel's famous luncheon meat by associating its
processed, gelatinous block with a humorously wild beast."
The above was the opener in an appeal from a New York US District Court
judgment denying Hormel a permanent injunction against Jim Henson
Productions that would have precluded the use of 'Spa'am' in Henson's then
upcoming film, and related merchandise, as, "an infringement and/or dilution
of Hormel's trademark in the luncheon meat SPAM". The appeal failed.
In the meanwhile, SPAM and Spammers is/are everywhere.
There's SPAM: The Movie, for example - the, "experimental indie British
Horror Film conceived and shot in just three weeks". The web site's at
Then there's John Nagamichi Cho's deeply moving SPAM Haiku site at
There, it's stated, "SPAM, that mysterious food product, has spawned a
post-modern, cross-cultural literary form: the SPAM haiku, or SPAM-ku
(technically SPAM senryu, although the definition of haiku has been
broadened by the Matsuyama Declaration). This WWW site was created so that
anyone who comes under the influence of this enigmatic porcine muse can
share his/her poetic epiphany with the rest of the world. Even if you are
not inspired to contribute to the archive, you can browse through and marvel
at the works of genius that SPAM has motivated in others."
Want to see a SPAM-Ku?
Hush! Sit quietly.
That sound you cannot hear is
SPAM not opening.
Finally, so as not to wander TOO far off the audio digital track, when you
get to the official Hormel SPAM page there's music. Or I should say muzak.
It seems to be the same short phrase repeated over and over, ad nauseu ....
I mean ad infinitum.
And somehow, it makes you think of, well, SPAM.
» Over 90% Of Adults Support The Provision Of Music In Schools
» WIN Calls YouTube's Decisions "A Grave Error of Commercial Judgement"
» Earbits Service Shuts Down
» Top 10 Reasons To Hire A Professional Crew For Your Music Video
» Rap Genius Partners With The NMPA
Insider Scoop Directory
» [2014-08-19] BROBST Electro-Rock Leads MusicDish*China Top 5 Indie Song Chart; Cracking MusicDish*China's Charts For The First Time, Electronic Rock Artist BROBST Comes In At #1 With Their Song "Rain"
» [2014-08-05] Love And Peace 2014 Outdoor Camping Music Festival; The 2014 Love And Peace Music Festival Will Be Held In Wuhan This September 6-7
» [2014-08-04] MusicDish*China Top 5 Indie Song Chart (Vol. 1, No. 4); MusicDish*China Top 5 Indie Song Chart (Vol. 1, No. 4)
» [2014-08-04] The Courtesans Drives MusicDish*China Top 5 Indie Song Chart; Chart Based On Aggregate Plays Of Songs Promoted Through MusicDish*China Song Blast On Chinese Streaming Portals, Including Ximalaya, Diandian, Lizhi.fm, Kanjian And YuYin.fm
» [2014-07-25] FM Pilots Skyrockets To Top Of MusicDish*China Indie Song Chart; Oklahoma Pop-alternative Quartet FM Pilots' "With You" Skyrocketed To The Top Of This Week's Chart With Over 4,000 Plays Over The Week
» [2014-07-25] MusicDish*China Top 5 Indie Song Chart 07/19-07/25/2014; MusicDish*China Top 5 Indie Song Chart 07/19-07/25/2014
» [2014-07-22] Zebra Music Festival (Shanghai) Ticket Giveaway Winners; Zebra Music Festival (Shanghai) Ticket Giveaway Winners
» [2014-07-21] MusicDish*China Top 5 Indie Song Chart 07/12-07/18/2014; MusicDish*China Top 5 Indie Song Chart 07/12-07/18/2014
» [2014-07-17] Temple Bar 3 Year Anniversary; To Celebrate This Very Special Moment, Temple Bar Will Throw A Four-day Bash Filled With Special Events From July 24th Till 27th
» [2014-07-09] Zebra Music Festival (Shanghai) Announces Headlining Acts (Chinese Version); ZMF Is Excited To Announce A Few Headlining Acts Officially Which Are FTISLAND, STARLINE, UV Girl, Power Station And Aaron Yan
» [2014-07-09] Raising Our Voices For Fennie: Benefit Concert Zajia Lab, July 13; Zajia Lab Will Hold A Benefit Concert On Sunday July 13th To Support Fennie's Trial
» [2014-07-09] Raising Our Voices For Fennie: Benefit Concert Zajia Lab, July 13 (Chinese Version); Raising Our Voices For Fennie: Benefit Concert Zajia Lab, July 13 (Chinese Version)
follow MusicDish on